(Source: neverendingwank)
avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows
(Source: sowedbothbefree)
(Source: thefuuuucomics)
(Source: clairesawyer)
(Source: theoneringer)
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police:
THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
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me:
not with that attitude
(Source: tardersauce1)
(Source: foodirection)
(Source: lala-lemons)
tutoring
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kid:
*reading "are you my mother" by dr. seuss*
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me:
you know, jason, i hate to be the one to tell you this but not everyone has a mother
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kid:
they have no mom??
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me:
well it's not that they don't have a mom it's that the mom they had is dead
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kid:
dead??
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me:
well sure mom's could die at any time. even yours
- kid:
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me:
how does that make you feel
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kid:
bad?
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me:
now you can truly enjoy the depth of that book, jason
one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator
i’m so tired let me lie my head down on this cake
